Sinertia

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:10:31 GMT

I like a big hairy bush.

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:51:47 GMT

Sometimes I like to touch my nipples while looking at my friends page. They get so hard. Oh yeah so hard. Oh oh oh yeah.

Does anyone have a tissue?

Hundret. Hundret. Hundret.

ATTENTION YOUNG ADULTS

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 02:21:26 GMT

.

I have a new LJ called _tang_

I will actually write in this
LJ on a regular basis....about tang

Some of you may think that "tang" is another word for the vulva. It is actually an orange powder that you add water to in order to make a nice cold sweet sweet tang-like beverage.

Add me if you like.

.

DAVE HUGHES

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 14:39:47 GMT

Tonight, myself, Maja, "Eddie", Steven, Liz and Sabastian went and saw one of the most important movies this year and maybe even this century. I think the main reason we saw it is because Liz pointed out that "Halle Berry has a great set of teeters on er!" She then downed a huge glass of "Pang" (the vegeterian version of TANG) and slammed it on the table.

There were actualy two other names that Directer Mathieu Kassovitz proposed to the studio executives for the movie. The first one was "The Corset that Dared to Love" and the second was "Look Mom, No Studs!". The Directer conducted some intense marketing research to help him choose a name. He went on his Lj and said "Hey guys! i made a movie today about shit, what should i call it?"
The answer.... Gothica.

Gothica is about a videotape. After you watch the videotape the phone rings, and its Troy, he tells you he is a closet homosexual. Then your phone rings again and its a girl that tells you that you have seven days to live.

The whole time Sebastian was convinced that Halle Berry's breasts were the actual killers. And that they became killers because when she fucked Billy "The Bob" Thornton in Monster's Inc. his posessed inbread seamen some how came into contact with her breasts and seeped through her nymphoides, possibly in the deleted tit-fucking threesome scene where Billy "the hammok" Thornten and Micheal Moore tag her in Boo Radley's house. (deleted scene is available on Monster's Inc. DVD and also Bowling for Columbine). I never thought Robert Downey Jr.would look so good in a corset.

After the movie Maja wanted a bottle of water because she was still dehidrated from Little Birdy at the Annandale.

I beleive that Gothica will appeal to fuckwits in general, and therefor will result in it turning into a "what Gothika character are you?" survey.
I give it 5 out of 5 stars.

Note that Halle has already carved lyrics from the hit Micheal Jackson song "you are not alone" in her arm. She now currently sports the lyrics "Billy Jean is not my lover" on her other arm.

I need an LJ code. Please give me one.
(If I have snobbed you for the past year then just give me a code anyways hey)

P.S.
I'm starting a new LJ support group for people that choose not to be Doner A's on their licence and don't wish to ever donate their organs to "save" lives. I myself refuse to donate organs. If you have a fucked up organ don't come sookin over to my corpse scabbin a kidney. I want to be burried with all my organs in me. In my opinion donating organs kills more people than it saves. If you feel the same, help me get an LJ code too.
its called hands_off_my organs_baby!

Chopper One

Tue, 20 Jan 2004 10:38:47 GMT

When I was young there was a kid named Josh!!!!
He was a real punk rocker!!!!!!
He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket
And he looked just like Mad Max!!!!!
We tried to be cool but it really didn't work
By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers!!!!
Then one day he just disappeared
Finally we could just relax!!!!!!

He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid

When Josh came back!!!!
From his punk rock adventures !!!
Doing drugs and running from the law!!!!!!!!
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol
And a pretty girl named Roxanne!!!!!!!
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab!!!!
That's where punk kids go!!!!!!
And he ran away again!!!!
And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!!!!

He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid

He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
He was tough in the mosh
He was a punk named josh
He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce

He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid

He was a punk named Josh
And he wore ripped jeans
But his dad didn't like it
You know his dad was kinda mean

He was a punk named Josh
And he really didn't care
When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"
And he had funny hair

He was a punk named Josh

Fri, 26 Dec 2003 03:05:33 GMT

.

the H is O

.

DO YOU KNOW A TATTOOIST OR ARTIST OR ARE YOU GOOD AND CAN DESIGN ME A TATTOO???

Wed, 09 Oct 2002 07:36:27 GMT

I want a tattoo LIKE this guy here, not the same though, but just the same concept of having one on each shoulder that are mirror images of each other

If your good at art and drawing or you think u do some great little doodles while your on the phone then can u help me with your talents eh?

Or if you know a tattooist or something like that?

wouldn't it be mad to have something you have drawn on my flawless body FOR EVER!

"THIS IS FUCKING MAD! I'M GOING TO DO THIS!"

Tue, 17 Sep 2002 01:02:24 GMT

this phrase was screamed by troy as sam turned into a barn owl at ilexia

I NEARLY GOT SENT TO THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD OF THE NEPEAN HOSPITAL TODAY

Tue, 27 Aug 2002 13:27:48 GMT

Yeah thats right!! i think that makes me the most GAF here!! PASS ME THE ALARM CLOCK PLEASE!!

It all started off last night. We were enjoying some quality duck in a chinese restaurant with the cast of the film we were in...and my celular phone rang, it was Mallet from school....top bloke...loves his Chopper Reed and Zoolander ...anywhoo he said "hey...what did u do for question 3 of the science assignment due in tomorrow"
*MUSIC IN BACKGROUND NOW STOPS SUDDENLY LIKE SOMEONE DRAGGED THE PIN OVER THE RECORD PLAYER, EVERYONE SHUTS UP*

Vroooom!!! back to my house to start science assignment... didn't finish it... that means ZERO marks for mah HSC

the only way to get out of it was to get a doctor's certificate....but what for?? i'm not sick...and i'm too vain to injure myself and risk scarring my flawless body....

*light bulb appears on top of head* DING!

Three years ago my sister got a few days off work cos she was "stressed"....so i danced over to the computer and looked up "symptoms of stress" in good old McGoogle. WALLAH!

i told my mum i had a mole on my ass that started bleeding....(i had to say that cos she woudn't want to inspect it) and then got the Medicare card

as i was walking to the Medicare centre i passed an old shitbox Datsun 125 (brown...or rust..not sure)

Inside this car was a really really fucking ancient lady making hand gestures to me...i walked over to her, and she was heaps old, and had some wicked facial hair going on...should have had her oestrogen pills when she was going through menapause.

As if this wasn't already creepy enough...it was like one of those Steven King movies that go straight to video and are never as good as the book.

The old lady holds up one finger and starts shaking it... then smiling at me.. and i go "yeah...one?? one what?? you've been locked in this fucking car for one hour??

and she goes "NO!....You've already won..."

and i go "Won what?"

and the old lady bursts into wicked wich mode fucking laughter saying
"REEH HEEE HEEE HEEE HEE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT YET!! REE HEEE HEEE HEEEE"

I could have deciphered some deep yoda like metaphor that would have greatly affected my life and changed my perstective in some great introspective kind of way...but her fucking teeth looked like someone painted Stone Henge yellow and stuck it in her gob...it was like watching a mamagram on the news... u know u don't want to watch the 48 year old's breasts clamped...but u can't look away...

I went into the doctor's, i concocted up this little story that sounded more like Eminem and Jonathan Davis's childhood rapped into one.

as i told him all this crap i shook, and my palms had tap water on them (symptem of stress) and bla bla bla went through the symptoms...

then i shut up and stare at him...

NEXT THING I KNOW HE'S RINGING THE PSYCHIATRIC WARD AT NEPEAN AND BOOKING ME IN FOR SOME HARDCORE ONE ON ONE THERAPY AND I'M LIKE "AAAHHHH FUCK!!!"

backfire!! *cheh cheh....BOOOOM!!*

luckily Dr Feelgood at the Hospital was out to lunch...so it was up to me to come back tomorrow...which i won't... tee teee heee...

i done so well... i was so proud of my performance... but i think i took it too far and went from some jigging shananagans like on Ferris Bueller's Day Off into fucking Girl Interrupted who needed to be institutionalised and subjected to electro shock treatment and a frontal lobatamy.

i'd like to thank the Acadamy...and God...and my mom.. and Bruce my Manager...Love u BRUCY!!

*gets cut off by orchastra*

Then i went back with a bottle of Mount Franklin to give to this poor old fucking philosophical geriatric whose little bastard child thought that penriff car park was fucking STAR CITY and locked her in the car for over and hour... but she snarled at me..i ran away before she could throw her cats at me... i hate it how old woman throw cats at you..

YOU KNOW YOUR BASS TEACHER IS ON DRUGS WHEN:

Mon, 19 Aug 2002 13:52:50 GMT

It was as i was walking down this long rocky driveway through the bush of Falkonbridge at night that i started to get scared.... no one knew where i was, and no one knew i was going to some guy's house called "Ryan" who would teach me some bass shit... i wasn't ready to die and have my skin pealed off so some freakazoid could make a pair of ugg boots made from human skin.

YOU KNOW YOUR BASE TEACHER IS ON DRUGS WHEN

Instead of knocking on the door u have to push and untangle your way through a fucking maze of verticle bead string hangy downy fucking hippy fluro spider web things that have replaced the "convential" door...

After that psychadelic ordial i met "Ryan" or at least thats what he called himself, probably a name his fucking dooms day peace lovin cult gave him cos his name used to be "Nevel" but that name has too many negative vibes about it.

YOU KNOW YOUR BASE TEACHER IS ON DRUGS WHEN

He sits you down, and the first thing he ever says to you is

"I had a revalation today....its like.... the base is the intangible adhesive thats binds the drums and the guitar together, its the fusion between rythem and harmony"

and i'm sitting there like "er....umm..."Ryan" (if that is your real fucking name)....the base is actually tangable....*look*...i'm touching it see...

"TONES.... (notice he called me "tones" even though i intrduced myself as "anthony"..."Tones" is a name my friends call me...just goes to show how swell this guy is)

yeah...Tones...some times you have to learn to see the forrest for the the trees...

YOU KNOW YOUR BASE PLAYER IS ON DRUGS WHEN

He starts a sentence beggining with

"Playing the base is like Thai Chi...."

When he says:

"Theres often alot of emphasis on the first and third notes in a bar.....in western culture....oh sorry maaaaaaan... i'm a uni student...i gotta start thinking "back in the box" when i'm teaching you" *creates a box with his hands and stares at it....then tries to look inside it...as if he is "getting into the "box"

NOKIA

Sun, 18 Aug 2002 09:59:14 GMT

We were waiting at central station to hop on the choo choo train to Blast Furnace. tristesse , sgtd, and i were quite tipsy indeed, and then we met Michael.. cos we saw him and said "HEY! COME OVER HERE!" and he has such a british vibe about him that guy. Big hit with the girls the old "Mix Master Mike"

We arrived at Blast Furnace really late, and saw

lsdod drive safely *petteh! PETTEH* (spit sound)
_spiderella_
tempestra
milkdoll TIGAR!
saydan SAATAAAAAN!!!!!!
f_o_o_l_i_s_h
frozenroze thai thai! THAI!
abortingthesyn
digital_kitten

After Blast Furnace we went to Anjum's house in Bondi. its so mad i want an apartment like that too, except withough the 4 trashed people sitting around waking eveyone up with talk of satan and other shanagan talk. We all woke up and lied around for aaages then went to newtown to have thai with corrine, YUM YUM

right now i'm listening to my new stereo i bought off tristesse mumma, its so mad, it has a sub woooofaaa and all thee flashy buttons and things! and surround sound. i hooked it up to my computer to play MP3's and so that when i get a message "AH OH" the whole neighbourhood can here.

i'm really tired, goodnight everyone.

I HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS!!!

Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:42:11 GMT

MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS IS sinertia_@hotmail.com

so add me to your msn please everyone!!
*TRANSLATION - I couldn't be bothered adding anyone, so add me first :P

this is because when i made the address "tonestar17@hotmail.com" i was 17 years old...so it kinda has no relevence now. and also i was receiving so much junkmail from pornographic sites that it was clogging my account up...I IF WANT SMUT I KNOW WHERE TO GET MY OWN!

then its started getting weird when i started to receive the spansih mail.

Esto doleria mucho, mucho

Me cambie de correo, aver si ahora me escribe...

what the fuck does that mean Liz?
(i know you hate to do it....but i want to know)

"THE FINEST CHICKEN FROM THE BIG SPINNING STICK"

Sat, 03 Aug 2002 15:38:31 GMT

ok, so i go into work today to realise that the staff's free buffe has been closed. and i be needed some fucking grub pretty fast or i'll have to start clubbing rats to death and eating them.

so i drive up to Micky Dee's and it looks like the fucking New York Stock Exchange cos theres so many people in their yellen and shit, so then i go to KFC/taco bell and the fucking qew is longer than the fucking doll que at centreleink on a wednesday, so all the doll bludgers can get their doll and go straigth to penrith markets and blow it all on fake Fu Bu gear.

So then i went to the High Street to the mad ass kebab shop there, and i rock up and what do u know A FUCKING WHITE CHICK SERVES ME!!! .....now i'm no racist, and i don't like stereotyping, infact i think this is "reverse racism" but when i want a kebab i want it made by an ethnic, not some skippy fucking chick from Cranebrook High who is wearing a skivvy in the fucking 50 degrees celsius kebab shop to cover the hickies that "KEITHY" gave her in his farken Gemini in the Woolworths carpark.
(actually she was pretty hot...BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!)

The point is i'm against aussies making any type of take away food. When i order a kabab i want the guy from Istanbul to make the kebab as if he were making a flag for his homeland, with pride, because each kebab is a celebration and symbol of their culture. As he cuts the chicken from the big spinning stick i want him to imagin that he's skinning the children of whatever country next door he has been raised to hate and want to kill because of something their great great great grandfathers did to eatch other a few hundred years ago.

So i ask this aryen chick to whack on just a lil bit of chilli sauce, cos i like that, gives it some OOMF!...but just a little bit cos i don't want to rock up to work dripping in sweat like i just got out of a sauna full of naked japanese business men.

THEN I LOOK OVER AT THE GIRL!!

SHE MUST HAVE THOUGHT MY KEBAB WAS JENNA JAMESON'S FACE, COS SHE'S SQUIRTEN CHILLI SAUCE ALL OVER IT!! I WAS EXPECING MY KEBAB TO OPEN ITS KEBAB MOUTH AND "SWALLOW"! AND THEN FOR THE GIRL TO GO GIVE HER OTHER CHICK FRIENDS A "HIGH FIVE" AND SAY THE WORD "SCORE" ALOT....i think its fare to say my kebab was now property of the mother fucking Bang Bus.

BELOW IS A PROPPER KEBAB GUY/DUDE/WHATEVER...A KEBAB THINGO TOO

THIS ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT A FUCKING KEBAB.

THE BUS CRASHED!!!!!!!

Thu, 01 Aug 2002 13:21:55 GMT

Today was the bestest day everyest!!! I SAW A BUS CRASH!! I WAS SO EXCITED!!

Troy....or dare i say... tonesfriend YEAH THATS RIGHT EVERYONE!! TROY NOW HAS HIS OWN LIVE JOURNAL!! ADD HIM NOW!!!!!...anways... troy and i sit on our bus and watch it defy the laws of physics every fuckign day! You know how when your on a bus and there is a really tight turn and you think "Naah..it won't be able to make it" and then fucking someone it does, and totaly defies the laws of physics???? Well me and Troy have always been fascinated about that, and about how buses never crash into stuf...UNTILL TODAY!!

There is the street in Penriff and cars were parked on both sides for ages ok!! When two cars driving in oppoiste directions pass each other its a pretty TIGHT freakin squeez!!
Then two buses came, and they had to pass each other...and i had to stop and i was like "huwaaa! i gotta see this!! those bus's think they're so fucking smug"
AND YOU COULD TELL THE TWO BUS DRIVERS WERE THINKING "YEAAAH KEITHY!! WE CAN'T SQUEEZE IN...BUT HEY, WE'LL JSUT DEFY THOSE LAWS OF PHYSICS AGAIN AYYY"

WELL NOT THIS TIME YOU FUCKING SOCK PULLER UPERING, TIGHT SHORT WEARING RUSSIAN ILLEGAL IMAGRANT BUS DRIVERS!!

One of the buses totally tore apart this fucking red mitsabishi!! like seriously!! it looked liked i got a giant cheese grater and then bashed the car along the side with it!!

Troy was at school, so i was gonna go pic him up and take him back to the crash so he could see it for himslef too! and we could get his poleroid camera he carries everywhere and get photoes of us standing next to the smashed up car and the bus thats smashed too. but i had to pic my dad up...dang!

---------HEY READ THIS!!!!!!!---------- ITS IMPORTANT!!!!

Wed, 31 Jul 2002 03:05:50 GMT

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE A SPARE LIVE JOURNAL CODE???

TROY WANTS TO HAVE LIVE JOURNAL!!

THANK YOU PEOPLE!!!

*PEACE LOVE AND MUNG BEANS BABY*

ps. i love you all!!

CHUNK!!!!!!!

Mon, 29 Jul 2002 13:17:16 GMT

This is a tribute to Chunk, below are pitcures of Chunk in all his chunky glory. I love him so, his hawian shirt and tarten pants, because of course, all fat people weare tarten pants and a hawian shirts. and all fat people are compulsive liars and can't stop ramming copious amounts of food, whether it be it be "rocky road" ice cream or pure grool down their mouths...oh those crazy stereotypes!

HE'S SO DAM FUNNY!!

JELLY WRESTLING - - - - -- - - -- CHARTREUSE

Thu, 25 Jul 2002 04:34:23 GMT

Last night we went to the jelly wrestling. My sister recommended it seeing as though its at our work. it was heaps mad. there were pretty shmexy girls getting naky and naughty in jelly....but like they done heaps of sex stuff..they even went down on each other...but i wanted "Jelly Wrestling" as the name of the event implied. I wanted feirce competition with the ambition to win...i don't think two girls toungue lashing each other's jelly smothered tits constitutes this. After an hour of trying to conceal my obvious erection i came to the conclusion that these naked and well developed girls were not infact REAL wrestlers but were mearely employed by my work to attract a male audience by getting the les action on. So who wants to come to the jelly wrestling with me next week?

I stayed at my sisters the other night. SHE'S WACK!
She appears to be this corporate she-bitch. then she runs into the house as fast as she can with her suit on and that and crash tackles this HUGE fucking boxer dog they own and fully wrestles with it and fights it on the floor while laughing her ass off. i wouldn't do it...this dog could eat a very very small elf if it wanted to.

Then she's minding her friend's little boy whose like 5. The little boy and my sis have totally filled the lounge room with bubbles, and they are blowing bubbles into the air and then trying to eat them...

THIS IS A CROWBAR

Sat, 13 Jul 2002 05:01:57 GMT

how mad would this be to go to!!! *points below* YEAH THAT!

STROOTH!!! YA BUNCH OF FLAMIN MUNGRELS!!!!!

Sun, 07 Jul 2002 13:48:05 GMT

i got all these Alf Stewert sound samples and i'm lying on my bed bed pissing myself laughing. From what i heard vortex was fun.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALF QUOTES~~~~~~~

"I don't know what's gone wrong with the world Ails"

Use this one when as an opener to make conversation. You may want to drop the Ails part though.

"A man is not a flamin' doormat"

Remember this when dealing with shelias, and in conversation drop this beauty whenever you feel the focus is gone. Your wisdom will be sure to amaze.

"The only good thing coming out of the city is the road to this place"

Comment on the city by using this gem

"If I didn't have a dicky ticker I would have whacked him one"

An excuse when in a fighting situation

"They come in here with their flamin' baseball caps on backwards, just looking for trouble."

use this one to make your stance on young hoons clear.

"You give them a clubhouse and all the new fangledang equipment and this is how they flamin' repay ya"(pointing to graffiti)

When talking to someone about the youth of today and about grafitti.

"You flamin' refugee from a hippy commune."

Alf used this one on young Joey but be sure only to use when angry (and when talking to a refugee froma hippy commune)

"I'll tan his backside"

Again a risky one but one that will be effective in dealing with young hoons.

"Hogans Ghost" or "You're kiddin"

When registering shock use this one, however for extreme shock pull out all the stops and use the next beauty.

ALSO

your listener(s) will want to know you are cultured so pepper your conversation with the following terms,

Flamin'-The most important one, i cannot stress how important this one is regularly.

Young hoons, coots or yahoos- Use this to describe anyone under twenty.e.g Flamin' yahoos from the city come in and smash the place up.

Yarn- that's what you say in closing.e.g "It's been great having a yarn with you.

Mongrel-That's what people are with whom you don't get along with. e.g That flamin' mongrel

VORTEX - i want to go to the snow

Thu, 04 Jul 2002 14:19:47 GMT

After school we went to Troy's. He cooked me up some of his mad fried rice, which was delish, i think the secret is that he cooks it while listening to DJ Skinhead's "Extreme Terror" at a billion fucking desabells....or maybe it was that he cought a mosquito in his hands and then threw it onto the wok....but his rice is so nice that we ate it anyways. (don't you hate it when u rhyme and u don't mean to)

i don't know if i'll go to this VORTEX , i have to work that night, then i would rock up late, by my lonesome....cold and shivering, my only friends are the poker machines......those sweet sweet poker machines.....they don't talk about me behind my back...they're not fake....their light is so warm...they love me for who i am.....what was that??? you want me to eat a moth?? but i don't want to eat a moth...they are covered in black dust.

If you are reading this and going to vortex then tell me...
if you are not reading this and going to vortex then ...start reading my journal....its rivetting literature.
if you are reading this but never comment in my journal then...ok, mumma be rockin in mah room with some chocolate beverian! gotta go!

.............TEMPY'S PARTY ..........................

Sun, 30 Jun 2002 06:55:54 GMT

Alia, Dave, Sam and i rocked up to Tempy's at about 7ish, and me and dave had just downed a whole bottle of vodka with red cordial, so we were drunk but had the hyperactiveness of a 6 year old sugar junkie. It was sooo funny! sam and alia wanted to smoke some bongs as you do....but we didn't have any water, so dave being the Megiver that he is got the water out of the little plastic container that is used to spray water up on the windscreen to clean it. The water was so festy that it had its own algal bloom inside the container, but alia and sam or should i say "cheech and chong"...or should i say "Scooby and Shaggy" smoked it. There must have been a chemical reaction between the alga and the THC and alia and sam thought that there was a giant Wooky chasing our car.

At tempy's we met up with Jade, Dunca, Liz, Maj-something and Sav.

Dave attempted to teach us how to pull some hardcore OOMF OOOMF rave moves but i was to unco to bust them, i just looked like a pist off orangatang waving its arms around in a threatoning manner.
There was still some Vodka left, i took a sip then poured the rest on the carpet and dedicated it to "BABY",

Later on we were reading these sex books....about sex, don't worry tempy, i tore out pages 9 through to 28 and page 32. i just needed to take them home for a while.....just like how u stole my NIN cd. I noticed heaps of other pages missing but i assumed that alia and duncan tore them out, for some reason they skipped the chapter "1st Base" and just tore out 2nd and 3rd......they're bloody fucken adorable together.

Well seeing as though everyone had bunked up together for naps and "spooning" (fuck you) and there were no coutches or beds left i found a nice crevace between the stove and the sink in which to sleep.

After waking up in a pile of my own vommit and someone elses urine...fuck i couldn't be bothered writing more...

Winter Magic

Mon, 24 Jun 2002 01:40:39 GMT

Me and Reece and kat and Cas and his girlfriend who is a proffestional ballareina got the train to winter magic at about 5pm. i left them and met peoples at the gerins hotel place. I got by Chechrause cherry popped with 2 and could drive a train. The bestest drink ever i tells ya!. (x6)

Winter Magic was festive, and everyone was mad, and there were little pixies running around in the rainforest bit and there was mud and it was all a magical like blur as if it was a mid summer nights dream on acid and everyone one was an extra but without the 16th century language.Everyone was a friend u haven't met yet. THAT WAS LAST YEAR.

This year was a total contrast...well kind of. There definately wasn't the same vibe as last year and it wasn't magical at all, even if David Copperfield rocked up and pulled Hoodiny's corpse out from behind my ear it stil wouldn't have been magic.

We spent most of the night in the Pub place where it was nice and warm and coisy, we got sloshed and laughed lots. I really wanted to try a Margareata but there were none available.

We slept at thingo's house, she was really nice, i didn't know that i've already talked to her a few weeks ago on the phone.

THINGS I LEARNT AND REALISED AT WINTER MAGIC:

i find it disturbing that oliver has my "breathing patterns" memorised.

If you punch a windo and smash it, u won't be allowed into the club.

i don't like people named "Terry" even if they are "upstanding citizens"

Lesbians have fire bombs and they aren't afraid to use them

Eating duck is good for breakfast

Girls underage drinking are noticeable

sometimes it is better to ask for forgiveness instead of permission

LITTLE OLD LADY!!!.........LITTLE OLD LADY!!!!

Fri, 21 Jun 2002 07:30:44 GMT

u know how at the Library there are the search computers that u look for certain books on?

OK, there was this guy in his twenty somethings who would always sit on them for hours typing random things with the keyboard and then slamming down the enter button to search. He would then start insulting the computer and hissing at it like a possessed cat with rabies would when a crucifix made of dog hair gets shoved in its face. Sometimes he would mutter angrily to the computer like a pornstar would as he degrades the young trailer trash yokal he is violently nailing.

Later on i was sitting near the fountain in the plaza next to the cafe that always burns the freaking cheese. The smell wafts throughout the plaza like agent orange in a korean village and i don't like that.

Then schiztaphrenic guy catches my eye. i forgot to mention he looks like a mad ass peasant. like the ones in the Robin Hood movie with kevin Costner in it before he made Water World and turned into a bigger joke than the guy who sang "informer" or "Mr Windell"

These white folk approached him, they were wearing name tags that started with "hi my name is...." so they must have been working for a charity or just came back from an alcoholics anonymous meeting. They got this guy who looked like he was wearing heshan and took him into Cavalier and said "by any clothes you want champ!" now this is where i gained total respect for Mr schizo.

Remember Dumb and Dumber?? how they like have all their life savings and the blond guy goes to Jim Carrey "ok..dumb guy, here is all our money... make sure u just by the really important stuff" and then Jim Carry comes out with this HUGE ass novelty sized cowboy hat and all this other crap.

Well these freakin fools gave a guy that makes the Green Goblin and Rainman look like members of fucking Mensa infinite money to buy whatever clothes he wants in a really really really ridiculously expensive trendy shop.

Next thing i know the guy who previously was decked out in the latest heshan/sackloth "Deralict" fashion and appeared to be a poverty stricken chimney sweeper from Merry Poppins looked...not like how i just described him.

He came out wearing a bright purple 70's disco button up/long sleeve shirt, extra tight jeans to exsentuate his manhood, pointy leather boots and a FUCKING GIGANTUOUS PINK COW BOY HAT.

Anyways… Reece and i had our caramel mocha’s and saw spiderman last night.
It was kewel. Troy’s been missing out when Bowman and I have mochas every day now, cos he had to play football and do some photo shoot cos he’s going to be in CLEO.

OH YEAH! And Reece and Kat were in King’s Cross and they saw that new guy from “The secret Life of Us” busking with a guitar for money. And he was really shit house.

And Reece was like

“ummm why are u busking?? … your a tv star…only bums busk”

and the guy goes

“I HAVE NO MONEY AT ALL!!!!! I JUST HAVE IS THIS TICKET TO MELBOURNE AND I NEED TO GET TO THE AIRPORT!”

and Reece laughed at him and threw him some Canadian money that he had in his wallet cos he’s so generous an all.

i'm so depressed all the time, music is my only oultlet to let all my pain out

Mon, 17 Jun 2002 07:19:09 GMT

cut my wrists and bleed everywhere,
who cares.
No one even likes me.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Im so depressed, sitting in this emty room.
I sold my soul to the devil,
and got a haircut like a nevil.
Now ill let my geetar do the talkin...
Im floating here forever.

EVERYONE READ MY SURVEY!!! YOU WILL GAIN A DEEP INSIGHT INTO MY PSYCHE!!!!

Sun, 09 Jun 2002 01:26:31 GMT

Well it seems that the latest fad with u crazy LJ kids is filling out really really fucking long surveys and posting them, imagin how excited w e're going to be when the next census arrives!! *wooooo hooo* so heres everything about me...except i coudn't be bothered filling one out so i'll just post one that troy filled out,

FIRST NAME:Troy

MIDDLE NAME: Bill

LAST NAME: Annett

OTHER NAME(S):i dont believe in other names!

WHAT IS YOUR MSN NICKNAME?: TROY (i hate fuckin gay long names)

WHAT DOES UR ADDRESS MEAN?: i dont hav a shitting clue, i was probably pissed at the time.

.SEX: Male

B-DAY: 9/9/85

SO HOW OLD R U?: 16

CITY U WERE BORN IN: SYDNEY

NATIONALITY: Serbian........just kiddin im aussie

EYE COLOUR: blue although they're changin colour as i get older......FREAK!

HAIR COLOUR: chestnut brown with a hint of burgundy

SHOE SIZE: 11-12

DO U GO TO A PRIVATE OR PUBLIC SCHOOL?: Private

TIME U WOKE UP 2DAY: 10:43am (truely)

WHAT U WORE 2DAY: mad blue dress pants from C's (i luv u gay guy!) n a billabong shirt

WHERE U WENT 2DAY: i went 2 the plaza n saw spiderman. Im gonna b a spiderman when i grow up.

WHAT DID U DO LAST NIGHT? i watched england beat argentina

WHO KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT U?: Reece n Sim n Sarah

BEST THING THAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK: i made this killer video clip on my laptop + i saw spiderman (he's soooooo cool)

WHAT LANGUAGE DO U SPEAK?: english,

MANY PPL R ON UR MSN LIST? yeah there's a few, im no tony or anythin but

WHAT MUSIC DO U LIKE?: Alternative, deftones, ratm stuff n i enjoy the old r&b rap stage

FAVOURITE BAND: David Gray solo, chemical bros duo, everclear trio, + motor ace, deftones, RATM n ben harper

UR HAIR SHORT OR LONG OR MEDIUM?: nice long blended lochs

BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: no, my parents r too cheap, ive been 2 katoomba but.

WHATS UR FAVOURITE COLOUR?: blue

WHAT IS UR FAVOURITE FLAVOUR LOLLIPOP: Watermelon

WHO R U TALKING TO RIGHT NOW? no one, im fillin in this fuckin survey arent i? i dont chat 24/7 like sum people (nic, tones)

HAVE U EVA BEEN IN LOVE?: yes, twice, both times it just wasn't going 2 work out cause of our locations

WHOSE UR BEST FRIEND?: i have multiple friends but reece is prob my best mate

FAVOURITE SHOES: gravis

WHO DO U REALLY HATE?: that Gentile kid in yr 8 that always says hi 2 me, dela silva from uraguay, gurlicas, most asians, singer of $1 short n singer of area 7, that cunt on rain man, Anna Scott's real boyfriend on Notting Hill, that little homie cunt that plays guard 4 parramatta in reps,

WHATS THE 1ST THING U NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?: clothes

WHAT R U ADDICTED TO?: those friggen little dinner rolls, i got a box or 150 4 $5 at this bulk place

DO U WEAR A WATCH?: no definately not.....alteast i dont think so

DO U HAVE A JOB?: yeah
HOW MANY PPL R ONLINE RIGHT NOW? i dont no im not online

WHATS UR FAVOURITE SUBJECT(S) IN SCHOOL? photography n study

DO U SLEEP A LOT?: no

WHAT DO U THINK IS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF HOURS 2 SLEEP? 13

WHERE DO U C URSELF IN 10 YEARS?: savin new york off crime and callin myself spiderman...muhahahah

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: apart from sex on the beach while watchin the stars when u already feel half pissed............ probably having a drag a doobie when already pissed, or when its heaps cold n u snug up on ur blankie n listen 2 music, or the feeling u get when u realise ur goin to a concert just as the footy match finishes

CAN U DEFINE LOVE?: no, it comes in several different forms

DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS: sometimes

R U TICKLISH? Oh shit yeah, specially on the soles o my feet

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING U SAID TO URSELF WHEN U WOKE UP? whats the time, doesnt everyone?

HOW MANY RINGS B4 U ANSWER THE FONE?: depends if my parents think im studying when im really right next 2 the fone watching tv, if so i leave it for 3 rings.

DO U BELIEVE THERES 1 PERSON OUT THERE THAT IS MEANT 2 B WITH U: no, theres a few aahahahahahahha

HOW WAS THE WEATHER 2DAY?: pretty gay

WAS THE LAST PERSON U TALKED 2 ON THE FONE?: my dad

HOW OLD U WANNA BE WHEN U GET MARRIED?: 28

DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: yes

WHAT R UR FAVOURITE MOVIES?: All Kevin Smith movies especially Mallrats, Braveheart, Snatch, Lock Stock, Notting Hill, Happy Gilmore, Spiderman Gladiator, Matrix

WHEN UR PARENTS R OLDER WOULD YOU PUT THEM IN A NURSING HOME: na they can just die at home. i dont know ill c what happens when i get there

HOW MANY NECKLACES DO U OWN?: nun, i think they look gay on guys, any kind

WHO DO U TRUST THE MOST?: Simon Morehead

WHEN DO U USUALLY GO TO BED?: bout 10:35pm

HOW R UR GRADES IN SCHOOL?: good grades but there is still room 4 improvement

R U LISTENING TO N*E OF UR CDS AT THE MOMENT? no im listenin 2 the soccer.

U BELIEVE IN ALIENS?: yes, thoroughly

HOW MUCH TIME DO U SPEND ONLINE EACH WEEK?: hardly any

WHO IS THE LOUDEST PERSON U KNOW?: cassars girlfriend

R U LEFTY OR RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: lefty

OF ALL THE PPL UR SENDING THIS 2, WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO READ IT?: prob tones

WHAT DO U THINK OF THIS SURVEY?: its good 2 think about how funny u r